Sunday, November 9, 2008

Kleptos and Ferretts and Dustpans...OH MY

Did the title suck you in??? Well, did it? I remember back in the day when I actually used to scrapbook :) that my favorite thing was the titles. I had such compelling ones like 'The Benjamin Bunch on a Bench' and 'Rub a Dub Dub There's a Bub in the Tub'. Professional, huh? But this fascinating bit of trivia actually has NOTHING to do with my actual post so here goes:


AHEM...Dear friends would you do me the honor of taking a short, yet informative multiple choice quiz? If you get all the answers right there is no real prize, except finally getting through this post...


What items are currently missing at casa Benjamin?

A-the remote control

B-daddy’s glasses

C-dustpan for the kitchen broom

D-mommy’s favorite concealer

E-all of the above and a bunch of things undiscovered as of this posting


What items have been “misplaced,” but later found?

A-most of mommy’s jewelry

B-all clean clothes folded in the purple bedroom’s drawers

C-dirty cups from the dishwasher

D-Conner’s homework

E-yes, you guessed it all of the above


Who is the perpetrator to these crimes?

A-a pack of nearsighted, makeup wearing, tv watching wolves

B-Wynona Ryder

C-a ferret infestation

D-Her-------------------)

E-all of the above, now wouldn’t that be funny?


What should the sentence be?

A-we tried jail, but she tore down her surroundings

B-three more years (she’ll outgrown kleptomania eventually)

C-give everything we own to the Goodwill

D-ACTUALLY BABY PROOF THE HOUSE????

E- enjoy every moment cuz it all goes by way too fast :D

21 comments:

mindij said...

That was a good one! I love the title and yes it does all go too fast!

Katrina said...

Thanks for the comment on my blog! You have very cute kids and this post made me laugh!

Trying to Stay Calm! said...

LOL! Hope you are having a beautiful Sunday :) ♥ Hugs!

Melissa said...

Hey, thanks so much for coming to my blog and commenting! I read your profile, and I think I'm really funny, too. I also aspire to be a writer (have had a few little snippets published on the web here and there) but I'm too busy with my family and my photography to focus any time on that right now. Where do you live? If you don't want to reveal it, you can leave the answer in code (or just misspell it really badly, and I'll figure it out. I used to teach 3rd grade, so I'm great at figuring out "inventive spellings.")

Melissa said...

Rachel, I actually figured out where you live right after I wrote my comment because I have a thing on my blog that tells me where people are visiting from (although it is sometimes wildly inaccurate). I used to live where you live when I was a kid. And hey, I lived in a hospital in Littleton for three months, so we have a lot in common! Thanks for the compliments on my photography. I noticed you have some beautiful pictures on your blog as well. Did you do those? (The black and whites, particularly). I have been doing it professionally for almost 5 years. I LOVE it. If you ever come out to Denver again, let me know and we can get together!

*MARY* said...

You should write titles for my blog, I'm so bad at that.

Donna said...

I vote for E! What a cute post, I really enjoyed it. It sure does sound like she's keeping you very, very busy!

rubberbandgirl said...

Well, I suppose your mother might say that you deserve it all. ;)
These are the days...that spawn all sorts of inside-joke, nick names.

Melissa said...

Rachel, I would be honored for you to add me to your blogroll!

Lara said...

That was a good one. You are a very good writer. I am excited to get book club up and going again. It will be a lot of fun for me. I love the crib picture. Kids do grow up too fast though.

Kristina P. said...

Well, Miss Rachel, thanks for finally delurking! I'm an excellent stalker, you know. I could have been stalking you right back this whole time!

And I love these types of quizzes!

I'm adding you to my Reader!

sara said...

How could I ever avoid eye contact and not give that super cute gal pie and ice cream? That pic is so funny. I almost peed in my pants. Can I say that?...

Becky Lewis said...

From a Mom of 13, with only 2 left at home now....................just laugh and one day it will all be funnier, I promise. My kids LOVE hearing about their toddler years and the shananagans they caused. I can conjure up instances even now with each of them and they still make me laugh, and I love it!

Robin said...

You deffinitely have your hands full. Been there - done that!!!
Congratulations on your new calling. You are going to love it. It will be what you compare everything else too from now on.

Robin

Melissa said...

You would look great in all those sweaters I picked. I can tell from the picture of you in your sidebar.

Jeni said...

Lol! Gotta love it. You've got adorable-looking children! Thanks for vising my blog and, oh ya, your title did suck me in. I need a title-mania like you to come up with some good titles for me!! I'm not creative like that. Have a great day.

Erin said...

How cute is that post. Your kids are adorable! Thank you for visiting my blog. Have a great day!

Alyson (New England Living) said...

Very cute! Don't be so quick to assume she'll stop in 3 years though. My 11 year old is still stealing my jewelry and hair products.

Danielle said...

This is such a cute post. Sounds like your daughter and mine have something in common, Hmm...
Thanks for visiting my blog! You have adorable kids!

david cecil leach said...

rachel, I am going to guess that every answer you are looking for is D. And Ceci should watch back to the future part one and specifically the line that says "better get used to these bars kid" cause that is what is in her future if she keeps up these shenanaguns(?).
David and Beth

Kellie said...

Thanks for finding my blog! I love comments! If I didn't have a nearly four year old begging for a second breakfast, I think I could read yours in its entirety. You're very funny and your love for your family shines through in your writing :)