Hair Care

Dear Johnson and Johnson Representative:
I am requesting information regarding my hair. It just keeps growing and I am not sure what to do about it. The woman who cares for me seems unable to cope with or manage it well and unfortunately it ends up in my eyes. She will often try something cute, but I feel compelled to rip it out immediately thereafter.
I need an easier daily style to fit my lifestyle and mood.
Maybe you can tell me what I am doing wrong.
I begin washing it like this:

Then I style it so:

I end up with this hairstyle, but it only works for casual Fridays.

Any information you can give me would be much appreciated.
Sincerely,
Cecilia Benjamin